Terrible Awful Troll Hack 64

Originally submitted to Simpleflip's 1st troll hack competition.
Previously wasn't on this website either due to being DQ'd for me spamming the solution to a troll in his chat or that Recycling Spookieness 64 was just the last third of this.
DO NOT PLAY THIS!
I AM UPLOADING THIS FOR PRESERVATION PURPOSES ONLY! THIS IS NEAR UNPLAYABLE WITHOUT SAVESTATES AND AWFUL WITH SAVESTATES!